There’s a problem with the bus we’re all on, which is that
some of the people on it want to drive it over a cliff.
The old driver didn’t think this was a brilliant idea but he
agreed to let the passengers have a vote on it because he
didn’t think they’d actually vote to drive a bus off a cliff, and he wanted to
shut the mouthier ones up for a bit so he could get on with selling off the
best seats to the highest bidder, which was very much his favourite thing to do.